vacuously-true:

I have been thinking lately about pronouns as part of a person’s name. Or maybe as a secondary name.

Like, a name is to identify and describe a person and so are personal pronouns. A lot of functions of personal pronouns which people have a hard time understanding sometimes become much clearer when you think about them as a different kind of name or a part of a name.

Some people change their pronouns over time. Just like names.

Some people use pronouns that don’t conform to their gender. Just like names.

Some people use uncommon pronouns. Just like names.

Some people use different pronouns in different social or cultural contexts or just around different people. Just like names.

Some people have several sets of pronouns they find acceptable. Just like names.

Some people signify a significant part of their identity with their pronouns while others don’t. Just like names.

A person has got their name and their pronouns and they kind of work together to represent that person in language, and a person gets to decide how they want that representation to happen.

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bogleech:

I’m by far not the only person reposting this but it’s uncanny how well this algorithm figured out what we find funny now. It’s only been 9 hours and this seems to be the definitive new meme of 2022.

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recoil-operated:

tehgore:

yourunclejingo:

recoil-operated:

recoil-operated:

recoil-operated:

recoil-operated:

Recoil-operated’s $12 traditional mead:

So one of the most common things I see on my Mead posts is “I’d love to do that, but I don’t have the stuff”

We’ll sit down and buckle up. Because I’m about to show you how to make a $12.56 traditional mead.

Here’s the recipe:

1 gallon Deer Park/spring water. You don’t want distilled.

3 lb or 32 fluid ounces honey.

One package of yeast.

a party balloon.

The cost total is $13.49, but you only need one pack of yeast. So -$0.90.

Let’s begin:

Everything together on a clean work surface, you will need a clean glass. And while not entirely necessary, a measuring cup will be handy.

Pour a cup of water for yourself and drink it. Hydration is important. Also this will allow you headspace.

Remove about ehhhhh, a quart or so of water to drink later.

Trust me. You’re going to want it

Wash your drinking cup and mixing about a teaspoon of honey.

You have two options for yeast, that bread yeast we bought, or professional brewer’s yeast.

They’re both the same price. You can get brewers yeast off of Amazon.

I already have brewer’s yeast, so I’m using brewer’s yeast

Stick that in that honey water.

Stick your honey in some hot water.

Go outside. Breath the free air. Know what it is… To truely live.

Enough of that bitch. Honey’s hot. Put it in the water.

Put the water in the honey too.

Shake the sin out of it.

Put that stuff back in the big bitch.

Shake the sh*t outta it.

Hydrate yourself with the water you removed earlier.

Shank a balloon with a pin.

Add your yeasty honey water.

Balloon it.

Label it.

If your trad mead says anything racist, or anything positive about Hitler. Straighten that sh*t out.

And there you go. $12 (.56) traditional mead. Stick it somewhere dark and leave it alone for a while.

Shake the hell outta it once a day for the first four days. Then let it be until it’s clear.

Update:

Boozification has begun.

Lots of spices and herbs make for nice additions as well.

Good post.

Who the hell are you to tell your sentient trad mead what to think?

I’m it’s creator. I have deemed racism to be sin.

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abysswarlock:

cielsoleil:

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A SCOTTISH PARROT

IM LOSING IT OVER THIS

I have never heard a parrot with a Scottish accent

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jelloapocalypse:

jelloapocalypse:

rabbits-of-negative-euphoria:

the-mighty-birdy:

pain-and-missouri:

pain-and-missouri:

A hitman who advertises his services the way a commission artist does

“Um hey guys. I’ve been hit pretty hard with financial difficulty lately. I’d really appreciate it if you’d consider commissioning me.”

Stabbings: $45

Gunshots: $100

Poisonings: $200

Thanks you guys please share if you can!  ❤️❤️❤️

Commissions I will NOT take:

👎 Kids (Teens are fine tho)

👎 Bystanders

👎 Other Hitmen

If you want to know why, message me, but otherwise no hate pls ✨

hey guys, normally i try to keep drama off of my blog but this is really important. I just wanted to let you know that someone named WetWorkKing05 has been taking credit for MY kills over on redbloodle.com and is making money off of my hard work. When I messaged him directly he blocked me and threatened to kill ME >_> I’ve tried talking with the mods about getting his account taken down, but redbloodle has NO policy for this and they are no help at all. i don’t know what to do??

PLS signal boost if you can! And in the meantime, if you need somebody killed, do NOT hire WetWorkKing05! he is a THIEF!

repeat after me:

MURDER 👏 THEFT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 WORSE 👏 CRIME 👏 THAN 👏 REGULAR  👏 MURDER  👏

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thoughtsfromataco:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

espanolbot2:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

minerfromtarn:

not-to-be-a-brit-but-tea:

kelssiel:

the-cimmerians:

sunset1warrior:

Peter Parker, part of gen z, understanding how bad this country is: god I hate America

Steve Rodgers, literally “Captain America”: god me too

#he was a tiny furious bisexual socialist in the 1930s i mean goddamn#and he woke up almost a century later and found out there are literally *nazis* in america *still* so like Imagine (robotmango)

steve: i punched so many nazis… i spent years punching nazis, i went around the country punching hitler and singing showtunes… how are there still nazis? i kind of died to get rid of nazis and there are still nazis!

bucky: good thing you like punching nazis

steve: it’s the only way i feel alive

peter: Big Mood

if i don’t reblog this i’m dead

@cblgblog

People assume that Steve doesn’t use social media out of some Grumpy Old Man feel about Modern Technology Being the Worst but the truth is that he went on twitter, saw all the morons trying to claim that its wrong to punch Nazis and then just decided he never wanted to go anywhere near social media ever again

Steve; Wait, George Bush? He’s not related to Prescott Bush, that Senator who raised money for the Nazis back in my day is he?

Peter: Yup, and not only was Prescott’s son George HW Bush president, but his grandson, George W Bush was as well!

Steve: Wait, what?

Peter: Oh! At HW was involved in a bunch of shady stuff with the CIA, including to establish right-wing death squads in South and Central America with Operation Condor, while George W got us in a forever war in the middle east purely for the sake of benefiting the oil industry via neocolonialism!

Steve: …

Peter: Heh heh, yeah, we’re ruled by monsters.

“PUT ME BACK IN THE ICE”

Steve:

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bisexualdisaster106:

writing-prompt-s:

You’re the town’s superhero. Your greatest enemy is the town’s supervillian. However, secretly, your both brothers. This isn’t anything tragic, as your whole destructive rivalry is actually just a massive prank on your third brother, the mayor.

finally, a realistic sibling relationship in the media

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